hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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8 minutes ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 114375 notes  via / org

briangefrich:

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that Mallory Ortberg is one of the funniest writers alive, and a wonderful entertainer.

11 minutes ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 1057 notes  via / org
nowyoukno:

rasputinstuff:

nowyoukno:

montodebon:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

The key word here is “radioactive”
Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you
Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you
Also… Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you.
This has been a PSA

The key word here is actually “concept”
This has been a wake up call

If you checked the source for information you’d know the radiation it gives off is incredibly weak. It can be stopped with a single sheet of aluminum foil. So unless the engine’s in the passenger seat, you’ll be fine.

^

nowyoukno:

rasputinstuff:

nowyoukno:

montodebon:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

The key word here is “radioactive”

Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you

Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you

Also… Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you.

This has been a PSA

The key word here is actually “concept”

This has been a wake up call

If you checked the source for information you’d know the radiation it gives off is incredibly weak. It can be stopped with a single sheet of aluminum foil. So unless the engine’s in the passenger seat, you’ll be fine.

^

13 minutes ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 5538 notes  via / org

Wonder Party by banaloverosemary

48 minutes ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 800 notes  via / org

spooksthebun:

pictured: neil cicierega just completely fucking killing it

1 hour ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 3683 notes  via / org

school day promo

aphcutie:

rues 

  • must be following me 
  • ends at 6 pm
  • all will be lists of 10 with favorites bolded
  • reblogs only 

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1 hour ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 45 notes  via / org

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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2 hours ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 53950 notes  via / org

busket:

ok but the #IstandwithJontron tag is making me laugh

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2 hours ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 4072 notes  via / org

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

2 hours ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 51231 notes  via / org

babycakesbriauna:

nikkisshadetree:

journalisticjoe:

*scream laughs*

Bless the chirren.

Bless the babies

2 hours ago on 08.27.14   ✿ 20441 notes  via / org