John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”
you are fucking wrong
its always a fucking sea bass
i cant believe twilight sparkle and len kagamine got there own anime
i feel sick and i dont wanna get up
thanks kiddies im glad u cant control yourselves lmao
i might take a break from tumblr for a few days. im not feeling well and i woke up to more bad messages.
if we’re a mutual you can ask for my skype or cell number to keep in touch
im gonna go to bed after dinner im really not feeling well