*Throws love and affection at you*
Anonymous

fruks:

throh:

dont u mean

THROHS love

please delete your blog

fuck off

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

fluffyglowgalaxy:

i cant believe twilight sparkle and len kagamine got there own anime

fluffyglowgalaxy:

i cant believe twilight sparkle and len kagamine got there own anime

i feel sick and i dont wanna get up

thanks kiddies im glad u cant control yourselves lmao

i might take a break from tumblr for a few days. im not feeling well and i woke up to more bad messages.

if we’re a mutual you can ask for my skype or cell number to keep in touch

splazter replied to your post: im gonna go to bed after dinner im rea…

Hope you feel better.

thanks

you can text me if you want i probably wont go to sleep right away

i hope you kill yourself tonight
Anonymous

thx anon

im gonna go to bed after dinner im really not feeling well