plus i carry 3 plates at a time and juggle things when im setting tables old people love that showy stuff
aaahhh man my job is great
i caught a free minute and talked to one of the residents for a little bit and she talked for a bit them said “you know you’re so beautiful. you have such pretty eyes and a pretty smile and your nose is just right for your face” and another said “thank you beautiful” when i brought her her plate and she gives me a kiss on the cheek when i see her
i love old ladies they are my bread and fuckin butter i s2g im dying
Aaron Carter - That’s How I Beat Shaq
ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli
hearing your voice through a recording
you were either a winx
or a w.i.t.c.h
this makes me feel old.
I was totally a spy
i was aLL THREE
was this the old superwholock?
THIS IS THE OLD SUPERWHOLOCK
no it wasnt because they all featured full casts of diverse and interesting young women, none of whom were killed to make a gross white dude who looks like the bottom of a foot go through some contrived ass manpain